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I really, really, really don’t want the power to go out because:

  1. I just got back in town.
  2. I drove all day.
  3. I’m already on edge and anxious.
  4. I have to work in the morning.
  5. I’ve never been home alone with the power out.

DO. NOT. WANT.

Edit: I think the storm moved away as soon as I posted this. Which is fantastic.

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

I wish this continued for a few more seconds! That last squeak sounds so great.

(Source: epic-vines)

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)

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